Bee Stings and Stars

We were lying on the rooftop of my loft watching the stars. Kyllan had some lovely stories to tell me, mostly about cloning himself, taking over homo sapiens and being their supreme leader. He seems to be very talkative today and when I mentioned it he told me to cut him some slack because being … Continue reading Bee Stings and Stars

Getting Konan back

After poking herself with needles, Konan is still alive. Thank goodness. I would not have liked it if she died. She is not happy that I took away Kyllan's attention from her. I also can't believe that my plan worked. However, I need her back on my side. It's been so long since I had … Continue reading Getting Konan back

I got robbed by a goose with heavenly farts

I should be working on finding Kyllan and the goose right now but I am on youtube trying to make it stop recommending some shit to me which is basically very counterproductive because I will search the exact same videos at some point and the stupid algorithm will pick that up and start recommending the … Continue reading I got robbed by a goose with heavenly farts

Tit world

"Look, if I decide to go and explore the basement of a long-abandoned asylum in my spare time, it’s nobody’s business and I don’t want anyone to come to find me." I did go and no one came to find me. I did have Kyllan with me so there was no need to worry. They … Continue reading Tit world

The death of the Teddy Bears

“Kyllan, all we have to do is kill all the teddy bears. They are really starting to be a thorn in my flesh. Come up with a plan to get to their fucking temple and obliterate the fucking dolls…..” I was barely in the middle of my rant when the doorbell rang. Kyllan walks to … Continue reading The death of the Teddy Bears