I got robbed by a goose with heavenly farts

I should be working on finding Kyllan and the goose right now but I am on youtube trying to make it stop recommending some shit to me which is basically very counterproductive because I will search the exact same videos at some point and the stupid algorithm will pick that up and start recommending the … Continue reading I got robbed by a goose with heavenly farts

Unknown Variables

You took a walk on the beach, you noticed the beautiful sunrise, you mentioned the breeze across your face, you enjoyed the sound made by the waves of the ocean. What are you on about Kyllan? You are in love. I am most certainly not in love. Then how do you explain your body’s spike … Continue reading Unknown Variables

An update on Zero

Let me give you some information expressing my ideas and feelings about Zero. You know, the guy that was spying on me and I ended up going on a date with him. He does make my heart quiver with unusual speed because of a sudden burst of emotional energy. He is good-looking, charming and possesses … Continue reading An update on Zero

Chebet: 1 Konan: 0

This Konan bitch tit is such a cunt, asshole, tit, dick and any other body part that is considered offensive. She has absolutely won Kyllan over with her nipples. I can't blame the tit, she got 5 nipples. I am exhausted doing everything by myself because Kyllan would rather be playing with Konan's nipples and … Continue reading Chebet: 1 Konan: 0

The blogger recognition award

Sara, I haven't met her in real life yet but I am sure she is a very lovely lady. Here are my reasons: 1. She is a writer 2. She nominated me for the blogger recognition award. 3. She is called Sara which also happens to be my first name. I am very grateful to … Continue reading The blogger recognition award

I got a date

The very hot spy that was tasked with monitoring my activities has developed a crush on me. He showed up at my place and asked to adopt two of my pregnant cats. When I asked how he knew about my pregnant cats, he told me everything. Should I tell him that I knew about him … Continue reading I got a date

I could use some answers…

Does the fact that I don't want to remove my tattoos make me a bad daughter?My mum insists I should make her happy by removing my tattoos. Should I be responsible for her happiness? She says, "If you love me, you will remove those tattoos." Why would she say this? I don't understand. I love … Continue reading I could use some answers…

Naming Tit / Officially part of the family

"If I knew we would fight about this I would never have participated. Pick a name already Kyllan. I don't care which one, I just want to get back to my work." I shout at Kyllan. "Yes. Oh, my supreme leader. Thank you for this honour. I will not let you down Tit." Kyllan mocks. … Continue reading Naming Tit / Officially part of the family

It’s Census Day

Fuck Fuck Fuck!!! "Kyllan, would you take care of the fainted human. Tit, come with me, we need to talk." I let out a big sigh. It's always weird talking to Tit. Until I finish working on my universal translator, I will have to keep touching Tit's middle nipple so we can communicate telepathically. I … Continue reading It’s Census Day

Milk, tits and temperature

My temperature is so bloody high. I am radiating heat. Kyllan is having a field day with this. He won't stop milking my tits because of all the hot tasty milk coming out of them. He is giving my hot milk to the Tit that we came back with from Tit world. Just to make … Continue reading Milk, tits and temperature