Milk, tits and temperature

My temperature is so bloody high. I am radiating heat. Kyllan is having a field day with this. He won't stop milking my tits because of all the hot tasty milk coming out of them. He is giving my hot milk to the Tit that we came back with from Tit world. Just to make … Continue reading Milk, tits and temperature

Tit world

"Look, if I decide to go and explore the basement of a long-abandoned asylum in my spare time, it’s nobody’s business and I don’t want anyone to come to find me." I did go and no one came to find me. I did have Kyllan with me so there was no need to worry. They … Continue reading Tit world

5 pregnant cats

I accidentally adopted five cats. I opened my door one afternoon after it had just stopped raining and the little shits were right there waiting to be rescued. My first thought was to kick them and watch them fly into the air then land on their feet but Kyllan stopped me. The rude twats were … Continue reading 5 pregnant cats

The death of the Teddy Bears

“Kyllan, all we have to do is kill all the teddy bears. They are really starting to be a thorn in my flesh. Come up with a plan to get to their fucking temple and obliterate the fucking dolls…..” I was barely in the middle of my rant when the doorbell rang. Kyllan walks to … Continue reading The death of the Teddy Bears