It is strangle time

On a random Saturday, while covering for Konan at work because she had to go to her planet for a bit. Hi How may I be of service. Strangle me please. Pardon I would like to purchase a crop top Pardon I would like to purchase a crop top Pardon I would like to purchase … Continue reading It is strangle time

I got robbed by a goose with heavenly farts

I should be working on finding Kyllan and the goose right now but I am on youtube trying to make it stop recommending some shit to me which is basically very counterproductive because I will search the exact same videos at some point and the stupid algorithm will pick that up and start recommending the … Continue reading I got robbed by a goose with heavenly farts

Chebet: 1 Konan: 0

This Konan bitch tit is such a cunt, asshole, tit, dick and any other body part that is considered offensive. She has absolutely won Kyllan over with her nipples. I can't blame the tit, she got 5 nipples. I am exhausted doing everything by myself because Kyllan would rather be playing with Konan's nipples and … Continue reading Chebet: 1 Konan: 0

I got a date

The very hot spy that was tasked with monitoring my activities has developed a crush on me. He showed up at my place and asked to adopt two of my pregnant cats. When I asked how he knew about my pregnant cats, he told me everything. Should I tell him that I knew about him … Continue reading I got a date

Naming Tit / Officially part of the family

"If I knew we would fight about this I would never have participated. Pick a name already Kyllan. I don't care which one, I just want to get back to my work." I shout at Kyllan. "Yes. Oh, my supreme leader. Thank you for this honour. I will not let you down Tit." Kyllan mocks. … Continue reading Naming Tit / Officially part of the family

It’s Census Day

Fuck Fuck Fuck!!! "Kyllan, would you take care of the fainted human. Tit, come with me, we need to talk." I let out a big sigh. It's always weird talking to Tit. Until I finish working on my universal translator, I will have to keep touching Tit's middle nipple so we can communicate telepathically. I … Continue reading It’s Census Day

Milk, tits and temperature

My temperature is so bloody high. I am radiating heat. Kyllan is having a field day with this. He won't stop milking my tits because of all the hot tasty milk coming out of them. He is giving my hot milk to the Tit that we came back with from Tit world. Just to make … Continue reading Milk, tits and temperature

Tit world

"Look, if I decide to go and explore the basement of a long-abandoned asylum in my spare time, it’s nobody’s business and I don’t want anyone to come to find me." I did go and no one came to find me. I did have Kyllan with me so there was no need to worry. They … Continue reading Tit world

The death of the Teddy Bears

“Kyllan, all we have to do is kill all the teddy bears. They are really starting to be a thorn in my flesh. Come up with a plan to get to their fucking temple and obliterate the fucking dolls…..” I was barely in the middle of my rant when the doorbell rang. Kyllan walks to … Continue reading The death of the Teddy Bears