Gods of Tit world

Saien: Goddess who feeds unborn children. Very unnecessary god because tits don’t give birth or lay eggs. They just divide: mitosis [a very beautiful process].

Odite: Goddess of scorpions. Scorpions are sacred in tit world. They are also cute and not poisonous. Having one as a pet requires approval from Odite.

Earis: Goddess of learning, language and calligraphy. Konan is always praying to this one. No wonder she is great at learning, language and calligraphy.

Phazotl: Goddess of milk. She owns the milk in the tits. If you anger her, she will suck you dry and you will die.

Beotl: Goddess of softness. If you do not pray to her, your tit skin gradually becomes rough and you will eventually pop because of increased friction.

Kealdin: Goddess of military. Not very useful as tits are quite peaceful creatures. She was useful once; when tits decided to invade Earth.

Xaxas: Goddess of chaotic bouncing. It was important to offer her sacrifice during the Bounce Olympics

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